It's cold in the winter!

Here I am, a dog. A happy dog with a good life. I know my family loves me, I get plenty to eat. Sometimes Mary even gives me little treats to eat. 

I have a warm bed. It's soft because of the 2 inch foam Mary got for me.

 Oh and of course, I love my pink Cinderella quilt. 

What would I have to complain about ? 

I'll tell you.

Every time I have to go potty I have to go OUTSIDE! 

Think about it? I don't have any shoes, no coat, no hat - nothing but my thin fur coat. 

Out the door, out to the cold, wet and sometimes ... DARK. 

I go outside no matter what the weather, and

I object! 

I think there should be another way.

Do you have any suggestions? 

Can help me figure out a way that I won't have to be cold and wet 

when I go potty? 

And what about the dark? I have to go into the woods, at night, all by myself. 

You must help me think of another way.